Ever seen a drunk elephant?

No? Then go watch this short video. The deal is, there's this tree that produces some delicious fruit. When it's ripe, only a few animals can get to the fruit. After a while, it gets overripe and falls off the tree, meaning that everyone can enjoy. The problem is, while it sits on the ground in the warm weather, the fruit starts to rot and ferment, so the animals who come in for an easy meal get more than they bargained for.

How much fermented fruit does an elephant need to eat before he gets staggering drunk? They don't say, but I have to imagine it's a whole lot.

By the way, I have left many a bar staggering in the same manner as that ostrich. Animals - so like us...