15 things I've done that you might not have

Because through the vagaries of the internet I just saw this post, and also because why the hell not?

1. Took the chemistry GRE soaked from the waist down in salt water and pre-mix boat fuel.
2. Fell off second-story scaffolding while painting a house.
3. Nearly broke my hip in the Swiss alps.
4. Had knee surgery performed on me by the San Diego Chargers' team orthopedist. The night before, I got punched in the face in the hallway of a women's-only dorm by the only other guy in the building.
5. Was detained by campus police on suspicion of breaking into a nuclear reactor facility.
6. Drove almost a thousand miles in a day to watch a baseball game.
7. Threw a refrigerator out a 6^th floor window into a dumpster.
8. Marched in the Main Street Parade at Disneyland.
9. Started a fire in an elementary school library...when I was 24.
10. Choked somebody into unconsciousness.
11. Got a perfect score on the verbal section of the SAT.
12. Photographed the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
13. Rode a bike 100 miles and played a full 90 minute soccer game in the same day.
14. Stuck my head into a sewer manhole whose walls were completely covered with cockroaches.
15. Illegally entered Mexico, then got threatened with deportation if I didn't leave within 10 days.

I also did this post because I think it'd be cool to read a similar list from other people. So what's your list look like?