Movie Quote Meme

Fridge tagged me with a meme that's a lot less work than that last one. Here are the rules:

Instructions: Look up 15 of your favorite films on IMDb and take a quote from each. List them below. When someone guesses the quote correctly, cross it off the list. Leave a comment with your answers. And NO CHEATING.

I can do that.

1. I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? - maggie

2. Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design problem? - Toast

3. I don't suppose it would help if I told them that I'm not homosexual. - John Howard

4. I mean, Christ, Lincoln freed the slaves, like, what, 130 years ago? How long does it take to get your act together? - Mr. Furious

5. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulfur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer. - anonymous

6. And you should see me fuck. I'm the best piece of ass in three states! - Angelos

7. In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again? - todd

8. How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? - todd

9. I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy. - todd

10. Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too. - Angelos

11. That ditch is Boss Kean's ditch. And I told him that dirt in it's your dirt. What's your dirt doing in his ditch? - Mr. Furious

12. All I got in this world is my word and my balls. And I don't break 'em for nobody! - Rob the dirty liberal

13. Darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in. - Toast

14. If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it. - todd

15. Justice is balance. You burned down my house and left me for dead. Consider us even. - maggie

I don't tag anybody. If you want to do it, then do it.